Winner of the Squatty Potty Giveaway Is… Is It Worth It To Buy?

Teresa! The first commenter on the giveaway post. Random.org chose #1 out of a possible 80. Congrats! I have just emailed Teresa so a Squatty Potty can be sent her way immediately.

Should you buy a Squatty Potty yourself?

It depends.

How long does it take you to eliminate? If you have time to read then I can assure you that you are on the pot for too long. Is your poop smooth? Does it pass easily or do you struggle? How often do you go? Daily or only a couple times a week? Are you bloated often?

Watch dogs poop. Chauncey, the world’s most awesome one-eyed Boston Terrier, poops easily. He never struggles. Once he marks his spot he eliminates in less than 30 seconds every single time. He goes 1-3 times daily. Oh, and he never has to wipe.

Why are humans the only animal on the planet that have to wipe their ass after pooping?

I’m not suggesting that you should eliminate in 30 seconds or less. But, why not finish in less than 2 minutes? Why not eliminate bloating? Why not go once per day? Why not pass on wiping or wipe just a few times?

Sure, we are unique. We are the only animals on this planet that cook our food. Some think cooking is what made us human.

With the Squatty Potty, you can safely poop in your toilet and squat. You can use any object you wish of course. Just remember that the Sqautty Potty fits snuggly underneath your toilet. It looks nice. Company will appreciate it over a random object that you put your feet on. They will be more apt to try it out themselves.

You need to eat real food. You don’t need to eat real food 100% of the time. You should, however, start squatting when you poop.

Use a random object at home or use the Squatty Potty. The choice is yours my friend.