UPDATE: This giveaway ended in early September. Check back on October 1st for the October epic giveaway!
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Are you ready to win an epic giveaway worth more than $1200? Scroll down to enter now!
Wow! This is one epic giveaway. The total value clocks in at $1,242 and continues to grow!
This giveaway contains a large variety of goodies. It includes a squatty potty, real food to eat, t-shirts, cookbooks, paleo magazine subscriptions, educational material including the Real Food Summit and a $25 Amazon gift card.
This giveaway ends Tuesday, September 4 at 11:59 PST (I just extended it again!). I’ll announce the winner on Thursday, September 5 via a blog post.
If you are certain that one of the following goodies is NOT for you, then I encourage you to give it to a friend or family member. Or, if you so choose, you are free to not accept it. If enough goodies are left I’ll do another giveaway with the remaining goodies.
If you win then you will receive all items listed and described below this text. To find out how to enter, scroll down below…
The goodie that eliminates the most waste
- Squatty Potty ($80): I own a squatty potty myself and it has made a huge difference in the bathroom. I have eliminated constipation. Diet is huge but we need to squat while pooping for best results. You want to see a Ms. Ideal in the toilet, right? The squatty potty will help. You get to choose which of the three styles you want!
Epic Real food that makes you go nomnomnom
Real food. It’s something society does not eat enough of. Our avoidance of real food is the main contributor to our disease epidemic. All items explained below are real food.
- US Wellness Meats Gift Card ($100): US Wellness Meats sells a variety of paleo goodies from grass-fed, grass-finished beef, lamb and bison, compassionate certified pork, pastured chicken and their eggs, wild caught seafood, gourmet rabbit, jerky, pemmican, raw organic ice cream and more. Their beef jerky is the most tender beef jerky I have ever tasted. How could you possibly NOT love the opportunity to win a $100 gift card from these guys?
- TX Bar Organics Gift Card ($50): These troopers sell 100% grass-fed beef as well and are certified organic. I’ve tried some steaks and ground beef and can definitely vouch for their meat. You’ll even find a 1 week caveman package!
- CocoMoJoe Bars Variety Pack ($39): I’ve tried all 6 flavors that you will receive in the variety pack. My favorite is coffee as I love all things coffee, but they are all divine. Even the green flavor tastes good! These are a perfect convenience food. Anyone traveling soon? I wrote a review which you can read by clicking here.
- Kasandrinos Imports Olive Oil 1.25 mL ($42): I have yet to personally enjoy this olive oil but folks like Diane Sanfilippo from BalancedBites.com and Liz Wolfe from CaveGirlEats.com have talked about how amazing it is in the Balanced Bites podcast many times. I trust both of them. It’s also been talked about by many other paleo nerds.
- Paleo Kits – Steve’s Club Sampler ($30): This is another perfect convenience food for those times when you need it. Also a great snack. And a part of all proceeds go towards Steve’s National Program which is “strengthening a nation, one kid at a time.” The sampler pack that you will receive if you win includes:
- 1 original large PaleoKit
- 1 grass-fed small PaleoKit
- 1 grass-fed Just Jerky
- 1 original PaleoKrunch bar
- 1 PaleoKrunch original flavor cereal
- 1 coconut small PaleoKit
- Tanka Bar ($10): “Real food. Real people.” That is their slogan that you find at the top of their website. I love it myself. This is what Tanka Bar says about, um… Tanka bars:
Made from tart-sweet cranberries and prairie-raised buffalo, the Tanka Bar is a delicious real food bar with a smoky, slightly-sweet flavor.
If you win this giveaway you will receive 2 traditional bars and 2 spicy bars.
Epic t-shirts
One of the best ways to spread the truth, to spread something you deeply believe in is to wear a t-shirt in public. You believe saturated fat is heart healthy, right?
- I eat heart healthy saturated fat t-shirt ($20): It’s no longer “artery-clogging saturated fat” folks. Let’s get real. Let’s spread the truth. I wear this shirt very frequently (I own 2 different colors) and have had a variety of different folks comment on the shirt! It’s on sale for $15 through August 31 (when this giveaway ends!). Why not buy a t-shirt today, and if you win, give that to a friend or family member?
- Grok on t-shirt ($20): I own one of these as well. I think this was my first ever “paleo” related t-shirt. It’s simple. Comfortable. I love the grok logo and enjoy wearing it in public. I have yet to receive any comments on this shirt, but that does not mean that you won’t like it! If you don’t want the grok on t-shirt then you can choose the “live long, drop dead” t-shirt!
Epic cookbooks
There are TONS of awesome cookbooks available for purchase. I’ll be contacting more authors to see if they want to include their cookbook. You may not use all dozen (if the number reaches that), but you can always loan it to a friend or family member. It all helps spread the truth!
- Practical Paleo – Signed by Diane Sanfilippo ($40): Practical Paleo is THE book that I recommend to every single individual. There are three parts to the book; The Why-Food and Your Body, 30 Day Meal Plans and 120 Easy Recipes. No matter what disease you are suffering from, even if you are just looking to lose a little fat or improve your athletic performance, this book is for YOU. I’ll be carrying it with me every step of the way across all 50 states of America (email me if you are curious about this adventure).
- Make It Paleo – Signed by Bill Staley & Hayley Mason ($35): Make It Paleo is filled with over 200 recipes that include beyond beautiful photos that are sure to inspire you to begin cooking in the kitchen more! I don’t own a copy myself, but plan to very soon.
- NomNom Paleo iPad App & NomNom Paleo Socks ($10): This is only available on the iPad but almost 100 million humans own one. I have yet to look at this app but everyone is raving about how amazing and beautiful is. What stands out is the fact that Michelle gives step by step instructions with pictures for every single recipe. How cool is that?! Michelle will ship to you a pair of her NomNom Paleo socks too. How cool!
- I Love Real Food ($12): I was approached by Svenja a couple of weeks ago to see if I wanted to write a review of her cookbook, I Love Real Food. I have yet to do so but will soon. It’s a winner for sure! Simple recipes and gorgeous photos. I’m stoked to create the first 2 recipes in the cookbook, Feta-Mint-Coriander-Dip and Artichokes with Pepper Aioli!
- Toadally Primal Smoothies Package ($29): This is MY baby. If you sign up for the Toadally Primal Tribe you will receive the PDF for FREE. However, I am also including the iPhone app, droid app, kindle version and nook version. All 3 versions are going to be updated soon so they are in sync with the PDF which has 150 recipes. Over 2,000 humans own the PDF and more than 1,000 own the kindle or nook versions.
- Moan Out Loud ($20): This is a printed smoothie recipe ebook. The author, Andrea Barkley, uses raw eggs or cottage cheese and stevia in just about all recipes. So if you can tolerate those foods and don’t wish to add whey protein powder to your smoothies then this is a fantastic resource. I personally add raw egg yolks to my smoothies and then cook the whites due to the anti-nutrient that prevents absorption of biotin. Moan Out Loud contains 32 recipes.
Epic guides
Are you lost? Do you need some extra help? Maybe you have sugar cravings, are on a tight budget, want to become more fit or just need some general guidance. These epic guides will help!
- The Paleo Budget Shopping Guide ($20): Is your excuse to NOT eat real food involve your budget? The Paleo Budget Shopping Guide will certainly help you out. Anyone and everyone can eat real food. You just have to know how to do it. It takes practice but can be done. Setting your priorities straight is the first task and then catching deals, talking to farmers, etc. is the next step.
- Robb Wolf’s 30 Day Total Transformation ($25): Are you committed to change your life forever? Are you ready to dive in and notice progress within just a few weeks? There is a solid chance that this guide will guide you through the change of your lifetime. It’s quite a shocker, but eating real food and moving works. Robb Wolf’s 30 Day Total Transformation ebook can help.
- The 21 Day Sugar Detox ($21): Are you addicted to sugar? I’ve completed the 21 Day Sugar Detox twice. The first time did not go so well but I rocked it the second time. I’ll be doing it again in the winter and will be 100% strict with it. It has no doubt eliminated most of my sugar cravings (I just love fruit but am able to easily limit it now!). When this happens, you open up to eating liver again and other foods that you otherwise would not eat because all you want is sugar!
- The 30 Day Intro to Paleo ($15): The 30 Day Intro to Paleo an ebook written by Bill and Hayley who also created Make It Paleo. I don’t know much about it but it is sure to be a fantastic resource if you are new to the whole Paleo gig.
- Rebel Fitness/Strength/Running Guides ($147): Steve Kamb is one of my biggest heroes. If it weren’t for his 2011 year of constant traveling then my idea to walk across all 50 states of America may have never come to fruition. He is offering all 3 of his rebel guides. Do you just want to be more fit? Bam! Do you want to add tons of strength and finally get a six pack? Bam! Do you love to run and want to learn the proper form and how to eat properly in preparation for it? Bam! If you win, all three are yours!
- The Primal Blueprint 21-Day Total Body Transformation Pre-Owned ($23): This book is similar to Robb Wolf’s transformation book. Only this is a hard copy that you can hold in your hand. Decide who you connect with most (Robb or Mark) and then giveaway the other one to a friend or family member!
- The Primal Leap Pre-Owned ($197): The Primal Leap Kit is another program that will enable you to change your life. This one is very hands on and includes LOTS of goodies including an extra package that includes the Primal Blueprint Cookbook if you so choose. You also get 1 on 1 support with Mark Sisson and access to the members only forum.
Epic magazines
There are now 2 paleo magazines on the block. If you win, you will receive a one year subscription to both! I have 4 of the first 6 print issues too.
- 1 Year Paleo Magazine Subscription ($45): The winner will receive the print version as well as the online version of the Paleo Magazine for one year! There are 6 issues per year. This is a fantastic resource that is hard to pass up. It’s available in many stores throughout the country including Whole Foods. For the online version you will be able to choose between the iPad app or PDF files for your computer.
- 1 Year Paleo Lifestyle Magazine Subscription ($30): The Paleo Lifestyle Magazine is the new kid on the block. I’ll be a regular contributor which I am super stoked for. Brian, the genius behind this creation, is doing some fantastic work. It’s full of valuable information including featured interviews for each monthly issue that always offers a unique perspective. This is online only. You can get the iPad app or the PDF file for your computer.
- 4 Paleo Magazine Issues Used ($28): I subscribed to the Paleo Magazine for one year. I did not renew my subscription because I will be walking across all 50 states of America beginning in September. Instead, I’ll be purchasing them one at a time in stores that carry issues. I have four of the first 6 which can be yours if you are the lucky winner!
Epic Educational goodies
Never stop educating yourself. Never stop seeking the truth. Never stop challenging your beliefs. The following 3 goodies will do just that. I’m working on adding the Paleo Summit to this list which compliments the Real Food Summit quite well.
- The Real Food Summit ($99): In July, Sean Croxton hosted The Real Food Summit. It involved 27 different presentations that enabled the world to discover the truth about real food. What is real food? You’ll find out inside! The event was free at the time. Today you can buy the entire package that includes all 27 videos, transcripts, slides, audios along with countless bonuses. This is an epic education.
- Beyond Broccoli Pre-Owned ($20): I received Beyond Broccoli as a review copy a while ago. I did not read it all but did read the beginning and skimmed through the rest. It’s full of valuable information with a unique perspective. It’s written by Susan Schenck who is a former vegetarian. Books that are written by former vegetarians who now follow a Paleo framework are always fantastic reads!
- Cereal Killer Pre-Owned ($13): Cereal grains are killing us. The fact that we are afraid of saturated fat and cholesterol is killing us. I strongly believe that this fear is one of the leading factors as to why we are in a disease epidemic. Cereal Killer explains in a very easy to understand way, why we got to where we are and why saturated fat and cholesterol are actually good for you.
An epic gift card…
Why not include a gift card from an online marketplace that I buy from on a regular basis? My latest purchase includes this, this and this.
- Amazon Gift Card ($25): This one is on me. I am including it because I buy on Amazon all the damn time! I’ll soon have a valuable resource of all the food items I buy and/or recommend dearly. It’s also the best place to buy books, gadgets, spices, etc. I am offering a $25 gift card because when you hit that number you get free shipping!
How to enter the epic giveaway
Follow the instructions below via the rafflecopter widget. If you have any questions do not hesitate to leave a comment below with your question or shoot me an email.
In order to enter you absolutely must answer at least one of the following questions by leaving a comment below:
- What are your top 3-5 tips for someone brand new to the primal/paleo/real food/ancestral/wapf lifestyle?
- What are your top 3-5 questions that you have regarding the primal/paleo/real food/ancestral/wapf lifestyle?
- What actions do you believe us humans need to take in order to turn around the health of society?
In addition, you absolutely must enter this giveaway via the rafflecopter widget. If you don’t, then you won’t be entered. It’s that simple.
You may answer all three if you want. In order to qualify, you must answer a minimum of one.
I felt I needed to be clear on how to enter. There are multiple ways to earn additional points. Just follow the rafflecopter widget below (how many times am I going to repeat myself?).
I’ll be creating a couple reports based on the answers. Thus, I reserve the right to use your answers unless you state otherwise which I’m perfectly ok with.
Finally, the rafflecopter widget…
If you say you answered one of the three questions but I learn that you did not, you will be disqualified.
It’s a simple rule for a chance to win a giveaway that is worth more than $1,200!
Visit the goodies’ blogs/websites and facebook fan pages
All of the businesses that are included in this giveaway are doing great work. They all care about the health and wellness of society. They are spreading the truth. Support what they do (and me too) by visiting their website or blog and become a fan of their facebook fan page if you so choose. In order to buy a goodie that I am giving away simply click on the link within the description. I may earn a small commission which will help fund my walk across all 50 states of America (yes I am really doing this)!
Links to websites/blogs from epic giveaway
- US Wellness Meats
- TX Bar Organics
- CocoMoJoe Foods
- Kasandrinos Imports
- Steve’s Club
- Tanka Bar
- Marks Daily Apple
- Balanced Bites
- Primal Palate
- Nom Nom Paleo
- Paleo Food Porn
- Andrea Barkley
- Robb Wolf
- Nerd Fitness
- Paleo Magazine Online
- Paleo Lifestyle Magazine
- Underground Wellness
- Live Food Factor
Links to facebook fan pages
- US Wellness Meats
- TX Bar Organics
- CocoMoJoe Foods
- Kasandrinos Imports
- PaleoKits by Steve’s PaleoGoods
- Tanka Bar
- Mark’s Daily Apple
- Balanced Bites
- Primal Palate
- Nom Nom Paleo
- Robb Wolf
- Nerd Fitness
- Paleo Magazine Online
- Paleo Lifestyle Magazine
- Underground Wellness
- Live Food Factor
There you have it folks! I wish you the best of luck! Help spread the love. Spread the truth. If you have any questions please shoot me an email or leave a comment below.
Creating epic giveaways,
the Human Toad
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